Funny things kids say

I picked up a friend's son from preschool yesterday and it was hilarious listening to he and Keira talk in the back of the car.  Like little adults.  Sometimes I forget they listen to EVERYTHING, and when they use slang correctly, it just makes me giggle.

Me - Did you guys do anything fun at school today?
Keira (4.5 years old) - We painted a picture of a turtle.  The letter of the week is T.
Nate (5 yr old) - I dunno.
Me - Well I guess your mom should stop sending you then, huh, Nate?
Nate - WHAT?  Your pulling my leg, right?

I really should have written down this stuff last night, because I suffer from CRS (can't remember sh!t), and I can't remember anything else.    It really was funny, and you'll just have to take my word for it.  I know there was 'awesome' and 'totally serious'....amongst many others.   All used correctly.

Nate did end up scoring a playdate at our house (after telling me he didn't want to go home and Keira asking me for him to come over).  And after playing outside for a bit, he excused himself to go in and use the bathroom.  I told him he could, but he could also use a tree in our backyard (like he does at home)... to which he replied 'no thanks, I wouldn't want a squirrel to bite my butt.'  Um, ok.

Now don't even get me started on lunch today. Let's just say there was Toy Story Mac & Cheese... and lots of Woody talk.  Liam likes lots of Woodys and Keira prefers Buzz.  But will eat Woody because he tastes good.  I'm sure Pixar knew EXACTLY what they were doing with the character names in that movie...